12 Most Ridiculous Christmas Songs


This year, instead of bringing you the most crunk Christmas songs, we have decide to give you the most ridiculous. These tracks range from songs about a gathering of pimps to a murderous cowboy Santa Claus. If you’re sick of hearing “Have Yourself a Merry Christmas” and “Let It Snow” every year, spice it up with some totally insane Christmas jams!

12. Run-DMC | “Christmas In Hollis”

This has been one of my all-time favorite Christmas songs since I was a kid. Something about finding Santa’s wallet sounded like a good time to me.

11. Ludacris | “Ludacrismas”

I feel like Luda could have gone completely HAM with this track if he hadn’t recorded it specifically for the steaming pile of Christmas crap that was Fred Claus. Still, throwing a thumping beat on top of “Here Comes Santa Claus” puts this track on the list of crunk Christmas tunes.

10. No Doubt | “Oi to the World”

This song was originally written by Orange County punkers The Vandals, but the No Doubt version is more up beat, even for a song about a punk and a skinhead agreeing to fight on a rooftop on Christmas Day. (Spoiler: They end up becoming chums and spend Christmas getting drunk together… you know, because it’s Christmas and all).

9. Outkast | “Player’s Ball”

A gathering of pimps on Christmas Day sounds like a fun time to me, no? One of Outkast’s early jams, it showcases their Southern laid-back flows and g-funk style.

8. Nate Dogg & Snoop Dogg | “Santa Claus Goes Straight To The Ghetto”

Man, I miss Nate Dogg. He could make any song sound like it belonged on the Dolemite soundtrack. This is a take on James Brown’s “Santa Claus Go Straight To The Ghetto,” albeit with a much more g-funk vibe, and Snoop’s nonsensical rhyming about Christmas stuff.

7. Dirty Boyz | “All I Want For Christmas Is To Get It Crunk”

The title says everything you need to know about this song.

6. Ying Yang Twins | “Sleigh Ride”

What’s really hilarious about this Ying Yang Twins Christmas banger is that you can tell they legitimately put thought into it. It has a nice, pop hook, and they really only ask Santa for peace on Earth (and rims for the Bentley, of course).

5. The 69 Boyz | “What You Want For Christmas”

This is exactly what you would expect from the group that did the 90s smash-hit “Tootsie Roll.” Seriously, it’s like the exact same beat and everything.

4. Pansy Division | “Homo Christmas”

Openly gay musician Jon Ginoli started Pansy Division in the early 90s because he was frustrated with a lack of openly gay indie artists. “Homo Christmas” is what I imagine Ginoli wrote to poke fun at people that didn’t understand homosexuality, especially with lines like “Licking nipples/Licking nuts/Putting candy canes/Up each other’s butts.”

3. The Killers | “Don’t Shoot Me Santa”

The idea of Santa reaping vengeance upon the wicked of the world is bad ass, if you ask me. If you really think about the lyrics, I’m pretty sure the kid in this song killed a bunch of other kids that would pick on him. I don’t know what darkness Brandon Flowers was getting into, but I’m just going to focus on the Santa being a gun-slinging hard ass.

2. Ying Yang Twins | “Deck Da Club”

A Christmas song for the strip club, you say? By the Ying Yang Twins? How could this NOT be utterly ridiculous? Take “Deck The Halls,” add banging bass, the notorious Ying Yang Twins “Ahhhh!” strung throughout, and terrible lines like “Deck the club with piles of money,” and you’ve got a Ying Yang Twins Christmas classic!

1. Eazy-E | “Merry Muthaphukkin Christmas”

A Dolemite introduction, followed by about 6 minutes of Eazy-E utterly destroying every Christmas carol with a medley about guns, hoes, money, cars, cop-killin’, and all other aspects of the gangsta lifestyle. Merry Muthafuckin’ Christmas, everyone!


BC’s Top 50 Fav Hip-Hop Songs of All Time (#30-21)


Today we continue with #30-21, and we are really getting into the best of the best right now. These 10 are all bangers, I can’t imagine where to go from here. Enjoy!

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David Guetta feat. Nicki Minaj | “Turn Me On”

David Guetta is arguably the busiest producer in the game right now. In the last few months, he’s dropped “Where Them Girls At?,” “Little Bad Girl,” and produced Chris Brown’s “I Can Only Imagine,” just to name a few.

Guetta brings Nicki Minaj in for this one, a Europop dance track where Nicki sings the hooks and raps a little verse in the middle. Not exactly a “groundbreaking” sound for Guetta, but it’ll still get everyone fist-pumping with the best of em.

David Guetta feat. Nicki Minaj | “Turn Me On” [mp3]

David Guetta feat. Taio Cruz & Ludacris | “Little Bad Girl”

While many may not credit David Guetta with being an “imaginative” producer, it’s undeniable how catchy his tracks are, and how your booty will be drawn to the dance floor like a magnet when “Little Bad Girl” comes on. And it doesn’t hurt that Luda comes in to destroy this track.

David Guetta feat. Taio Cruz & Ludacris | “Little Bad Girl” [mp3]

Also make sure to snag Guetta’s last single, “Where Them Girls At (Feat. Nicki Minaj, and Flo Rida),” on our Summer Sampler!

“All I Want For Christmas Is To Get Crunk” Mixtape!

Sick and tired of lame ass Christmas music? Want something to get your tacky Christmas sweater party bumpin and grindin? Well we’ve got the perfect Christmas party playlist with artists like Julian Casablancas, Run DMC, Ludacris, and Ying Yang Twins. Have a baller Christmas and a crunk New Year!

Listen here!

(Download as .zip)


Julian Casablancas | “I Wish It Was Christmas Today”

No Doubt | “Oi To The World”

Kurtis Blow | “Christmas Rappin”

The 69 Boyz | “What You Want For Christmas”

Jackson 5 | “Santa Claus Is Coming To Town”

Ludacris | “Ludacrismas”

Sharon Jones & The Dap Kings | “Ain’t No Chimneys”

Dirty Boyz | “All I Want For Christmas Is To Get It Crunk”

Nate Dogg & Snoop Dogg | “Santa Claus Goes Straight To The Ghetto”

Ying Yang Twins | “Deck Da Club”

Run DMC | “Christmas In Hollis”

Girl Talk | “Oh No” & “Get It Get It”

The mash-up guru, Girl Talk (aka Greg Gillis), dropped his latest album, All Day, on Monday, for FREE.

There isn’t a whole lot different with this album versus everything else he’s done. Each track is jam-packed with samples, but here are two of our favorite new ones.

Girl Talk | “Oh No” [mp3] (Samples of Black Sabbath, Ludacris, The Ramones, California Swag District, Missy Elliot, and Dorrough)

Girl Talk | “Get It Get It” [mp3] (Samples of Lady Gaga, Soulja Boy, Daft Punk, Rage Against The Machine, Kid Cudi, MGMT, 2 Live Crew)

Travis Barker feat. The Cool Kids | “Jump Down”

Over the last few years, former Blink-182 drummer Travis Barker has really been diving into hip hop. He drummed for Alabama rapper Yelawolf‘s latest album, and his upcoming solo album, Give The Drummer Some, will feature artists like RZA, Ludacris, Lil Wayne, Raekwon, and B.o.B.

Oh, and he did this ridiculous remix of the already ridiculous Soulja Boy “Crank That” song.

“Jump Down” is the first single off Barker’s upcoming album, and it features laid-back beats and rhymes from our favorite indie-rappers, The Cool Kids.

Travis Barker feat. The Cool Kids | “Jump Down”